EVERYTHING UK

lydiasexual:

one time in my health class we were going over sex ed and someone mentioned that the word “testify” came from the fact that men would swear on their testicles during a testimony way back when and someone asked what girls say and this girl next to me whispered “i breastify" and the teacher laughed so hard and let us leave 15 minutes early 

(Source: fishstiels)

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?
h0odrich:

did she take that bald dudes soul or am i seeing things
thepolywhore:

why are we so obsessed with cutting skin? by say-youll-mean-it-xoxo featuring Limedrop
sharni-loves-you:

get this look on Wheretoget
ridee-or-die:

get this look on Wheretoget